Ahh...my first day off of working as a GM. So. I'm going to try this writing "thing" that so many people do or recommend.

The problem is that I seem to absorb personalities from people, or writing styles if they are writers. People will instantly recognize David Sedaris or some of my more theatrical friends in my comments or phraseology.

I need to find someone who has a very interesting, lastingly flavorful personality (or just plain entertaining) who no one knows, whom I can study and kill them (or, "take on a trip to" some remote, almost unreachable place and "accidentally leave").